Isn't it wonderful how considerate guys can be?

I'm on my high school water polo team. Since it's not varsity, it's a co-ed team. The other girls and I have a great time in practice with our male teammates.
It's just wonderful how they respect our needs as women. Obviously, our double-X chromosome impedes us every hour of every day, making it nearly impossible to catch a ball. To make us feel better about ourselves, they kindly avoid throwing us the ball at any given point in practice or in a game. How sweet! Of course we don't need the practice or anything. We didn't join this team to actually, oh, I don't know, play a sport or something silly like that! It would damage our precious femininity. Our delicate bodies cannot possibly handle such a tough sport! We need those big, masculine boys to do it all for us!
Oh, and all the cute little comments about our curvy bodies that they make during practice are VERY flattering. It makes us feel so much better about ourselves when we're in the middle of the game and you make a little joke about our anatomy. Really, it's a HUGE turn-on. Next time I'm in a game, I'll make sure to return the favor and compliment them on how adorable their balls are.
Oh, us girls! We just love our boys! It's great how here, in this day and age, we can be respected as the people we are and treated as equals in every place we go.